The Angry Elephant
$1.49
The Original Angry Dogs
All dogs are served with house-made potato chips or house-cut fries. We only use Kelly Eisenburg black Angus franks
The Millard Fillmore Dog
An Eisenburg gourmet beef frank served dry.
The FDR All American Dog
An Eisenburg gourmet beef frank topped with ketchup, yellow mustard, sweet pickle relish, diced onions, & a dill spear.
The Obama Chicago Dog
An Eisenburg gourmet beef frank topped with yellow mustard, sweet pickle relish, diced onions, tomato wedges, dill spears, pickled banana peppers, & celery salt.
The Al Gore Frito Pie Dog
An Eisenburg gourmet beef frank topped with cheddar cheese, homemade chili, Fritos, diced onion & pickled sliced jalapeños.
The Beto O'Rourke Mexico Dog
An Eisenburg gourmet beef frank topped with bacon slices, cheddar cheese sauce, avocado, pico de gallo, & jalapeños.
The LBJ Chili Cheese Texas Works Dog
An eisenberg gourmet beef frank topped with bacon slices, cheddar cheese sauce, homemade chili, diced onion, & pickled sliced jalapeños.
The George W. Bush BLT Dog
An Eisenberg gourmet beef frank topped with bacon slices, lettuce, tomato, and mayo.
The Bill Clinton Dirty Chili Cheese Dog
An Eisenburg gourmet beef frank topped with cheddar cheese & homemade chili.
The Ben Franklin Philly Cheesesteak Dog
An Eisenburg gourmet beef frank topped with Philly steak with onions, peppers, & house made green chili queso.
The Joe Biden 'Shroom Dog
An Eisenburg gourmet beef frank topped with mushrooms, onions, and swiss cheese.
The Antifa Dog
An Eisenburg gourmet beef frank topped with avocado, bacon slices, pico, Cheddar Jack cheese, jalapeños, & sriracha hot sauce.
Hawaiian Dog
An Eisenburg gourmet beef frank topped with avocado, seared spam, crushed pineapple, and teriyaki sauce.
Hong Kong Phooey
An Eisenburg gourmet beef frank, tempura battered and fried, topped with bacon bits, peanut butter, and a sweet thai chili sauce.
The MSNBC Vegan Dog
A vegan frank, vegan cheese, and vegan chipotle mayo.
"The Squad" Triple Pig Dog
An Eisenburg gourmet beef frank topped with pulled pork, chorizo, bacon, queso fresco, & hot sauce.