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Crazy Jose's

$3 Delivery
900 South Main Street #951
  1. Limited Time Summer Menu
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    1. Shrimp, Crawfish, & Spinach Dip

      $8.99

      Shrimp, crawfish, spinach, mixed cheese baked in a skillet and topped with diced tomatoes, green onions, and more shrimp and crawfish. Served with lemon pepper seasoned tortilla chips.

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    2. Cheesy & Saucy Chile Relleno

      $10.69

      Cheese filled chile relleno smothered in ranchero sauce, cilantro cream sauce and mixed cheese. Served with rice, refried beans, and pico de gallo.

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    3. Grilled Pork Chops Topped with Chile Con Queso

      $11.99

      Two grilled chops served on a bed of vegetable rice and topped with rotel chile con queso and cilantro.

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    4. Fried Fish Tacos

      $10.49

      Fried fish, shredded cabbage, green chile aioli, and pico de gallo in corn tortillas. Served with vegetable rice and borracho beans.

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  2. Limited Time Only
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    1. Casa Layer Dip

      $6.50

      Refried beans, guacamole, sour cream and chile con queso layered in a skillet and topped with shredded cheese. Garnished with diced tomatoes and cilantro and served with flour tortillas.

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    2. Fried Mushrooms

      $7.50

      Breaded mushrooms served with chile con queso and jalapeño ranch for dipping.

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    3. Pechuga de Pollo

      $11.30

      Grilled fajita chicken strips topped with chile con queso, shredded cheese and garnished with shredded lettuce and pico de gallo. Served with rice and refried beans.

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    4. Shrimp Chimichanga

      $11.50

      Shrimp, Monterey vegetables and chile con queso filled in to a flour tortilla and deep fried. Topped with cilantro cream sauce, melted shredded cheese and garnished with shredded lettuce and pico de gallo. Served with vegetable rice and charro beans.

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    5. Tres Leches

      $6.50

      Moist three milk cake with dairy whipped cream icing and drizzled with bourbon flavored caramel sauce.

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  3. Lunch Specials
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    1. Available from 11am - 4pm daily.
    2. Served with choice of sauce (chili, gravy, or Spanish). Add a cup of tortilla soup (+$0.99). Tap 'edit' to modify all selections.
    3. Lunch Beef Fajitas

      $8.99

      On bed of sautéed onions, mushrooms, and poblano peppers. Served with Spanish rice, refried beans, pico de gallo, sour cream, and flour tortillas.

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    4. Lunch Chicken Fajitas

      $8.99

      On bed of sautéed onions, mushrooms, and poblano peppers. Served with Spanish rice, refried beans, pico de gallo, sour cream, and flour tortillas.

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    5. Lunch Mixed Fajitas

      $8.99

      On bed of sautéed onions, mushrooms, and poblano peppers. Served with Spanish rice, refried beans, pico de gallo, sour cream, and flour tortillas.

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    6. Lunch Beef Enchilada

      $6.79

      One enchilada with Spanish rice and borracho beans. Garnished with lettuce and pico de gallo.

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    7. Lunch Chicken Enchilada

      $6.79

      One enchilada with Spanish rice and borracho beans. Garnished with lettuce and pico de gallo.

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    8. Lunch Spinach Enchilada

      $6.79

      One enchilada with Spanish rice and borracho beans. Garnished with lettuce and pico de gallo.

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    9. Lunch Cheese Enchilada

      $6.79

      One enchilada with Spanish rice and borracho beans. Garnished with lettuce and pico de gallo.

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    10. Jose's Lunch Cool Wrap

      $7.69
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    11. Lunch Texas Burrito

      $6.99
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    12. The Ultimate Taco Lunch

      $6.79
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    13. Lunch Veracruz

      $7.19
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    14. Lunch Bandera

      $6.89
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  4. Appetizers
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    1. Botana's Platter Appetizer

      $11.99
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    2. CJ's Super Nachos Appetizer

      $7.99
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    3. Mushroom Poppers Appetizer

      $7.39
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    4. Fajita Nachos Appetizer

      $8.89
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    5. Bean Nachos Appetizer

      $6.89
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    6. Queso Fundido Appetizer

      $8.99
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    7. Sticky Fingers Appetizer

      $8.49
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    8. Spinach Dip Appetizer

      $7.59
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    9. Fajita Quesadillas Appetizer

      $8.99

      Your choice of grilled beef, chicken, or mixed fajitas smothered with mixed cheese between grilled flour tortillas. Garnished with pico de gallo and sour cream. Tap to modify.

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    10. Fajita Flautas Appetizer

      $9.59

      Deep-fried corn tortillas filled with seasoned chicken and mixed cheese. Served with guacamole, sour cream, and chile con queso.

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    11. Lucky Layer Dip Appetizer

      $7.69
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  5. Salads
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    1. Jose's Flag Salad

      $8.99
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    2. Fajita Beef Salad

      $9.69

      Atop chilled romaine lettuce. Garnished with tomato, mixed cheese, red onion, and croutons. Choice of ranch dressing or honey mustard. Add chile con queso for (+$0.59). Tap to modify.

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    3. Fajita Chicken Salad

      $9.69

      Atop chilled romaine lettuce. Garnished with tomato, mixed cheese, red onion, and croutons. Choice of ranch dressing or honey mustard. Add chile con queso for (+$0.59). Tap to modify.

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    4. Jose's Cool Wrap

      $8.89
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    5. Pancho Beef Salad

      $7.29
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    6. Pancho Chicken Salad

      $7.29
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    7. Chiquita Salad

      $9.39
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    8. Chicken Tender Salad

      $9.39
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  6. Burritos and Chimichangas
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    1. Sauces: no sauce, chili, gravy, spanish sauce, or chile con queso.
    2. Fajita Burrito

      $10.69
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    3. Texas Burrito

      $10.49
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    4. Hometown Burrito

      $9.79
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    5. Fajita Chimichanga

      $10.69
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  7. Enchiladas
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    1. Sauces: no sauce, chili, gravy, spanish sauce, cilantro cream sauce, or chile con queso (+$0.59).
    2. Dinner Enchiladas

      $8.99

      Two seasoned beef or chicken enchiladas smothered with your choice of sauce and topped with shredded cheese. Served with rice and refried beans. Tap to modify.

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    3. Cheese Enchiladas

      $8.39
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    4. Spinach Enchiladas

      $9.79

      Enchiladas filled with special spinach mix and topped with cilantro cream sauce and shredded cheese. Served with rice and refried beans. Option to remove cilantro cream sauce or add chile con queso for (+$0.59).

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    5. Fajita Enchiladas

      $10.39

      Two beef, chicken or mixed fajita enchiladas topped with chile con queso. Served with rice, refried beans, and pico de gallo. Tap to modify.

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  8. Sizzling Fajitas
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    1. Add 3 extra flour tortillas for (+$0.69) or 3 corn tortillas for (+$0.85).
    2. Chicken Fajitas

      $11.99

      Fajita chicken cooked with onions, mushrooms, and poblano peppers. Served with rice, refried beans, guacamole, pico de gallo, sour cream, and warm flour tortillas.

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    3. Beef Fajitas

      $12.99

      Fajita beef cooked with onions, mushrooms, and poblano peppers. Served with rice, refried beans, guacamole, pico de gallo, sour cream, and warm flour tortillas.

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    4. Mixed Fajitas

      $13.39

      Fajita beef & chicken cooked with onions, mushrooms, and poblano peppers. Served with rice, refried beans, guacamole, pico de gallo, sour cream, and warm flour tortillas.

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  9. Texas Stars
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    1. Loco Mini Burgers

      $9.99
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    2. Chicken Tender Dinner

      $9.39
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    3. Chicken Fried Steak

      $10.49
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    4. Jose's Grande Burger

      $9.49
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  10. Combo Platters
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    1. Sauces: no sauce, chili, gravy, spanish sauce, or chile con queso.
    2. CJ's Special "Taste of Mexico" Platter

      $11.99

      Two cheese enchiladas, one pork tamale, one beef taco, and one bean chalupa. Served with a chile con queso chip, guacamole, rice, and refried beans. Tap to modify.

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    3. Rio Grande Platter

      $9.79

      One cheese enchilada, one bean chalupa, one chile con queso chip. Served with rice, refried beans, and your choice of sauce. Tap to modify.

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    4. 911 Hot Plate Platter

      $10.69

      Two beef enchiladas, one pork tamale, one seasoned beef taco. Served with rice and refried beans. Tap to modify.

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    5. The Regular Platter

      $8.79

      One cheese enchilada, one pork tamale. Served with rice, refried beans, and your choice of sauce. Garnished with lettuce and pico de gallo. Tap to modify.

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    6. Santa Fe Platter

      $8.79

      One cheese enchilada and one bean chalupa. Served with rice, refried beans, and your choice of sauce. Tap to modify.

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    7. Mexicali Platter

      $10.19

      Two cheese enchiladas and two bean chalupas. Served with rice, refried beans, and your choice of sauce. Tap to modify.

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    8. Saltillo Platter

      $9.49

      Two cheese enchiladas, one seasoned beef taco. Served with rice, refried beans, and your choice of sauce. Tap to modify.

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    9. Monterey Platter

      $8.79

      One seasoned beef taco, one bean chalupa, and one chile con queso chip. Served with guacamole, rice, and refried beans. Tap to modify.

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  11. Custom Combo: Step 1
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    1. Choose your combo size and then move on to step 2.
    2. Comes with choice of refried or borracho beans.
    3. Two Entree Combo

      $8.99

      Tap to modify.

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    4. Three Entree Combo

      $9.99

      Tap to modify.

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  12. Custom Combo: Step 2
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    1. Choose two or three items depending on your combo size to complete your meal.
    2. with Beef and Bean Burrito with Chili

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    3. with Beef Enchilada

      With no sauce, chili, gravy, spanish sauce, cheese, or chile con queso (+$0.59). Tap to modify.

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    4. with Beef Crispy Taco

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    5. with Beef Soft Taco

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    6. with Chalupa

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    7. with Cheese Enchilada

      With no sauce, chili, gravy, spanish sauce, cheese, or chile con queso (+$0.59). Tap to modify.

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    8. with Chicken Enchilada

      With no sauce, chili, gravy, spanish sauce, cheese, or chile con queso (+$0.59). Tap to modify.

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    9. with Chicken Crispy Taco

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    10. with Chicken Soft Taco

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    11. with Chile Con Queso Chips

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    12. with Pork Tamale with Chili

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  13. Little Niño's
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    1. Kid's Cheese Enchilada with Gravy Combo Meal

      $5.29

      Served with rice, refried beans, and a 12 oz. fountain drink. Tap to modify.

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    2. Kid's Beef Taco Combo Meal

      $5.29

      Served with rice, refried beans, and a 12 oz. fountain drink. Tap to modify.

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    3. Kid's Tamale with Chili Combo Meal

      $5.29

      Served with rice, refried beans, and a 12 oz. fountain drink. Tap to modify.

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    4. Kid's Mini Cheese Quesadilla

      $5.29

      Served with french fries and 12 oz. fountain drink. Tap to modify.

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    5. Kid's Mini Corn Dog

      $5.29

      Served with french fries and 12 oz. fountain drink. Tap to modify.

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    6. Kid's Chicken Tenders

      $5.29

      Served with french fries and 12 oz. fountain drink. Tap to modify.

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    7. Kid's Kraft Macaroni & Cheese

      $5.29

      Served with a 12 oz. fountain drink. Tap to modify.

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  14. Sides
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    1. Side of Shredded Cheese

      $0.35

      Monterey Jack and cheddar cheese mix.

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    2. Side of Guacamole

      $1.20

      2 oz. blend of spices and super fresh avocados.

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    3. Pico De Gallo

      $1.46

      A special blend of tomatoes, onions, cilantro, jalapenos, and lime juice.

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    4. Side of Charro Beans

      $2.10

      A delicious blend of pinto beans, tomatoes, onions, jalapenos, and bacon cooked to perfection.

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    5. Side of Refried Beans

      $1.89

      A combination of pinto beans and seasoning blended until smooth to create the best version of refried beans.

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    6. Side of Rice

      $1.69
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    7. Side of Sliced Avocados

      $1.20
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    8. Side of Chile Con Queso

      $1.29
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    9. Side of Sour Cream

      $0.50
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  15. Beverages
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    1. Coke

      $2.99
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    2. Diet Coke

      $2.99
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    3. Root Beer

      $2.99
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    4. Sprite

      $2.99
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    5. Dr. Pepper

      $2.99
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    6. Sweet Tea

      $2.99
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    7. Unsweet Tea

      $2.99
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    8. Lemonade

      $2.99
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    9. Kid's Juice Box

      $1.39
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    10. Bottled Water

      $1.39
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  16. Desserts
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    1. Sopapillas

      $1.99
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    2. The Brownie Pinata

      $4.99
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    3. Fried Ice Cream

      $4.99
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    4. Sweet Dreams

      $3.89
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    5. Mexican Donuts

      $3.99
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    6. Tres Leches

      $6.00
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  17. To-Go
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    1. Green Sauce

      $3.29
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    2. Salsa

      $2.99
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    3. Chile Con Queso

      $6.39
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    4. Guacamole

      $6.39
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  18. Margaritas
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    1. Alcohol purchases must accompany a food purchase and will not be available before 10 am on Sundays.
    2. Gallon of House Margarita

      $35.00 • 21+
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    3. Gallon of Strawberry Margarita

      $40.00 • 21+
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    4. Gallon of Mango Margarita

      $40.00 • 21+
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    5. Gallon of Peach Margarita

      $40.00 • 21+
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    6. Gallon of Watermelon Margarita

      $40.00 • 21+
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    7. Gallon of Blue Curaco Margarita

      $40.00 • 21+
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    8. Single House Margarita

      $7.00 • 21+
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    9. Single Strawberry Margarita

      $8.00 • 21+
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    10. Single Mango Margarita

      $8.00 • 21+
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    11. Single Peach Margarita

      $8.00 • 21+
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    12. Single Watermelon Margarita

      $8.00 • 21+
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    13. Single Blue Curaco Margarita

      $8.00 • 21+
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  19. Domestic Beer
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    1. Alcohol purchases must accompany a food purchase and will not be available before 10 am on Sundays.
    2. Bud Light

      $2.99 • 21+
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    3. Miller Lite

      $2.99 • 21+
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    4. Coors Light

      $2.99 • 21+
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    5. Michelob Ultra

      $2.99 • 21+
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  20. Imported Beer
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    1. Alcohol purchases must accompany a food purchase and will not be available before 10 am on Sundays.
    2. Corona

      $3.79 • 21+
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    3. XX Lager

      $3.79 • 21+
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    4. Negra Modelo

      $3.79 • 21+
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