Proudest Monkey
Salads
Taco-ish Salad
Spring greens, ground chicken, mango pico, dirty fried tortilla strips, avocado, cotija cheese, grilled onion, chipotle vinaigrette.
$12.95Farmer's Market Salad
Spring greens, tomato, cucumbers, strawberries, blueberries, croutons, blue cheese, jalapeño bacon ranch.
$9.95
Burgers
The Basic Burger
Ground chuck, lettuce, tomato, pickle, onion and mustard.
$8.50El Jefe Burger
Ground chuck & chorizo, cotija cheese, fried egg, mango pico, cabbage, and jalapeño bacon ranch.
$11.50Willie Norris Burger
Ground chuck, Cheddar cheese, bacon, lettuce, tomato, pickles and monkey sauce.
$10.50Firehouse Burger
Ground chuck, Pepper Jack, bacon, shredded lettuce, pico, jalapeños, serrano BBQ sauce, chipotle mayo.
$10.50Yard Bird Burger
Ground chicken, Swiss cheese, avocado, spring greens, tomato, pickles, monkey sauce, wheat bun.
$10.50Hatch-22 Burger
Pulled pork, cabbage slaw, pickles, hatch green chiles, Carolina BBQ sauce.
$9.50Porta Blue Burger
Portobello mushroom, blue cheese, cabbage slaw, grilled onions, Carolina BBQ sauce, wheat bun. (no meat).
$9.50Guac-A-Doodle-Blue Burger
Ground chuck, spring greens, grilled onions, guacamole, blue cheese, chipotle mayo.
$10.50Grilled Cheesy Burger
American, Swiss & Cheddar cheese, tomato, pickles, jalapeños (no meat).
$6.75
Tacos
Pablo Pescado Taco
Grilled fish, cabbage slaw, pico, cilantro lime mayo on corn.
$5.35Pulled Hammy Taco
Pulled pork, cabbage slaw, grilled onions, jalapeños, cotija cheese, Carolina BBQ sauce on flour.
$4.95Ranch Hand Taco
Flat iron steak, lettuce, pico, salsa, Cheddar, grilled onions, monkey sauce on flour.
$5.65The Cuban Taco
Deli sliced ham, pulled pork, swiss cheese, pickles, mustard on flour.
$4.95Lean Machine Taco
Chipotle chicken, lettuce, pico, salsa, chipotle mayo on flour.
$4.95License to Krill Taco
Shrimp, mango pico, cabbage, cotija cheese, jalapeño bacon ranch on corn.
$5.35Mamas Migas Taco
Eggs, pico, hatch green chiles, jalapeños, avocado, shredded Cheddar, fried corn strip on corn.
$4.95Espresso Self Taco
Flat iron steak, shredded Cheddar, spring greens, onion, chipotle mayo, espresso BBQ sauce on flour.
$5.65Ciao Bella Taco
Portabella strips, cabbage slaw, pico, grilled onions, cilantro pesto on corn.
$4.95Always A.M. Taco
Egg, bacon, potato, pico, salsa on flour.
$4.65
Extra Sides
Side of Idaho Potato Fries
$3.25Side of Sweet Potato Fries
$3.25Side of Yucca and Plantains
$7.25
Drinks
Cane Cola
$2.82Skinny Cola
$2.82Doctored Up
$2.82Lemon Spritz
$2.82Dewberry Soda
$2.82Ginger Brew
$2.82Lemonade
$2.82Sweet Tea
$2.82Unsweet Tea
$2.82Topo Chico
$2.82Red Bull
$3.00Root Beer
$4.20
Desserts
Redneck Shortcake
Twinkies, strawberries, whipped cream, powdered sugar.
$7.95Ice Cream Sandwich Sundae
Ice cream sandwiches, strawberries, blueberries, whipped cream, chocolate syrup, sprinkles, cherry.
$8.65Sorta Pilla
Fried flour tortilla strips, cinnamon sugar, honey, powdered sugar.
$6.45
Cocktails
Blueberry Mash Cocktail
Tito's vodka, blueberries, mint, agave nectar, lime juice, soda water.
$8.50 • 21+Bronx Cocktail
Bombay Sapphire gin, sweet & dry vermouth, orange juice, and orange.
$9.50 • 21+El Pepino Cocktail
Hussong's tequila, Grand Marnier, lime juice, egg white, sugar, cucumber, and cilantro.
$12.50 • 21+Big Dill Cocktail
Tito's vodka, pickle juice, pickle slice.
$7.25 • 21+Mexican Martini Cocktail
Hussong's tequila, grand marnier, olive juice, lime juice, splash of orange juice, and olives.
$9.50 • 21+Mint Julep Cocktail
Woodford reserve bourbon, mint, and sugar.
$10.50 • 21+Mojito Cocktail
Bacardi superior rum, sugar, mint, lime, and soda.
$7.25 • 21+Texas Mule Cocktail
Tito's vodka, lime juice, ginger beer, splash of soda water, lime.
$8.50 • 21+Old Fashioned Cocktail
Makers mark bourbon, sugar, lemon, orange, cherry, angostura bitters.
$11.50 • 21+Pimm's Cup Cocktail
Pimm's no. 1, lemonade, lemon, cucumber, and club soda.
$7.25 • 21+Skinny-rita Cocktail
Hussong's tequila, grand marnier, lime juice, splash soda water, agave nectar, and lime.
$9.50 • 21+Spicy Amanda Cocktail
Enchanted rock vodka, triple sec, lemonade, jalapeños, and lemon.
$7.25 • 21+Whiskey Smash Cocktail
Rebecca creek whiskey, mint, sugar, lemon, and ginger beer.
$7.25 • 21+Yuppy Rita Cocktail
Hussong's tequila, grand marnier, lime juice, splash sour mix, splash oj, agave nectar, lime.
$12.50 • 21+
Ice Cream Martinis
Chocolate Strawberry Ice Cream Martini
Pinnacle whipped vodka, creme de cocoa, half & half, chocolate syrup, and strawberry ice cream.
$9.50 • 21+Coke Float Ice Cream Martini
Vanilla vodka, butterscotch schnapps, cold, cherry, and vanilla ice cream.
$9.50 • 21+Cosmopolitan Ice Cream Martini
Citrus vodka, triple sec, cranberry juice, lime juice, and lime sherbet.
$9.50 • 21+Dreamsicle Ice Cream Martini
Vanilla vodka, triple sec, orange juice, whipped cream, and vanilla ice cream.
$9.50 • 21+Mint Chocolate Chip Ice Cream Martini
Pinnacle whipped vodka, creme de menthe, creme de cocoa, half & half, chocolate syrup, mint chocolate chip ice cream.
$9.50 • 21+Salted Caramel Ice Cream Martini
Frangelico, pinnacle whipped vodka, half & half, caramel syrup, and salted caramel ice cream.
$9.50 • 21+Lemon Drop Ice Cream Martini
Citrus vodka, triple sec, sour mix, sugar rim, lemon sherbet.
$9.50 • 21+Arnold Palmer Ice Cream Martini
Sweet tea vodka, triple sec, fresh lemon juice, lemonade, tea, and lemon sherbert.
$9.50 • 21+Espresso Ice Cream Martini
Vodka, Kamora coffee liqueur, cold brew, coffee beans, coffee ice cream.
$9.50 • 21+
Beer
12th Man
$6.00 • 21+7 Spanish Angels
$6.00 • 21+Bill Pickett Porter
$6.00 • 21+Blood & Honey
$6.00 • 21+Blue Moon
$6.00 • 21+Blueberry Lager
$6.00 • 21+Bohemian Lager
$6.00 • 21+Bombshell Blonde
$6.00 • 21+Bud Light
$4.80 • 21+Budweiser
$4.80 • 21+Buried Hatchet Stout
$9.60 • 21+Contract Killer Porter
$6.00 • 21+Convict Hill Stout
$6.00 • 21+Coors Light
$4.80 • 21+Deep Ellum IPA
$6.00 • 21+Devil's Backbone
$6.00 • 21+Dos Equis
$6.00 • 21+Eastciders Original
$6.00 • 21+El Chingon IPA
$7.20 • 21+El Hefe
$6.00 • 21+Fireman's #4
$6.00 • 21+Guinness
$8.40 • 21+Hipster Sauce
$6.00 • 21+Hopadillo
$6.00 • 21+Lawnmower
$6.00 • 21+Lonestar
$4.80 • 21+Lost Gold IPA
$6.00 • 21+Love Street
$6.00 • 21+Michelob Ultra
$6.00 • 21+Miller Lite
$4.80 • 21+Mosaic IPA
$7.20 • 21+Mulligan Kolsch
$6.00 • 21+Neato Bandito Lager
$6.00 • 21+Original Cider
$4.80 • 21+Oso Bueno Amber
$6.00 • 21+Pecos Amber
$6.00 • 21+Pickle Beer
$6.00 • 21+Red Bud
$6.00 • 21+Rhapsody
$6.00 • 21+Rodeo Clown
$7.20 • 21+Shiner Bock
$6.00 • 21+Stash IPA
$7.20 • 21+Stella Artois
$7.20 • 21+Stesti Pils
$6.00 • 21+Stone IPA
$7.20 • 21+Tractor Juice
$6.00 • 21+