Proudest Monkey

$3 delivery fee
108 South Main Street
  1. Salads
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    1. Taco-ish Salad

      Spring greens, ground chicken, mango pico, dirty fried tortilla strips, avocado, cotija cheese, grilled onion, chipotle vinaigrette.

      $12.95
    2. Farmer's Market Salad

      Spring greens, tomato, cucumbers, strawberries, blueberries, croutons, blue cheese, jalapeño bacon ranch.

      $9.95
  2. Burgers
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    1. The Basic Burger

      Ground chuck, lettuce, tomato, pickle, onion and mustard.

      $8.50
    2. El Jefe Burger

      Ground chuck & chorizo, cotija cheese, fried egg, mango pico, cabbage, and jalapeño bacon ranch.

      $11.50
    3. Willie Norris Burger

      Ground chuck, Cheddar cheese, bacon, lettuce, tomato, pickles and monkey sauce.

      $10.50
    4. Firehouse Burger

      Ground chuck, Pepper Jack, bacon, shredded lettuce, pico, jalapeños, serrano BBQ sauce, chipotle mayo.

      $10.50
    5. Yard Bird Burger

      Ground chicken, Swiss cheese, avocado, spring greens, tomato, pickles, monkey sauce, wheat bun.

      $10.50
    6. Hatch-22 Burger

      Pulled pork, cabbage slaw, pickles, hatch green chiles, Carolina BBQ sauce.

      $9.50
    7. Porta Blue Burger

      Portobello mushroom, blue cheese, cabbage slaw, grilled onions, Carolina BBQ sauce, wheat bun. (no meat).

      $9.50
    8. Guac-A-Doodle-Blue Burger

      Ground chuck, spring greens, grilled onions, guacamole, blue cheese, chipotle mayo.

      $10.50
    9. Grilled Cheesy Burger

      American, Swiss & Cheddar cheese, tomato, pickles, jalapeños (no meat).

      $6.75
  3. Tacos
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    1. Pablo Pescado Taco

      Grilled fish, cabbage slaw, pico, cilantro lime mayo on corn.

      $5.35
    2. Pulled Hammy Taco

      Pulled pork, cabbage slaw, grilled onions, jalapeños, cotija cheese, Carolina BBQ sauce on flour.

      $4.95
    3. Ranch Hand Taco

      Flat iron steak, lettuce, pico, salsa, Cheddar, grilled onions, monkey sauce on flour.

      $5.65
    4. The Cuban Taco

      Deli sliced ham, pulled pork, swiss cheese, pickles, mustard on flour.

      $4.95
    5. Lean Machine Taco

      Chipotle chicken, lettuce, pico, salsa, chipotle mayo on flour.

      $4.95
    6. License to Krill Taco

      Shrimp, mango pico, cabbage, cotija cheese, jalapeño bacon ranch on corn.

      $5.35
    7. Mamas Migas Taco

      Eggs, pico, hatch green chiles, jalapeños, avocado, shredded Cheddar, fried corn strip on corn.

      $4.95
    8. Espresso Self Taco

      Flat iron steak, shredded Cheddar, spring greens, onion, chipotle mayo, espresso BBQ sauce on flour.

      $5.65
    9. Ciao Bella Taco

      Portabella strips, cabbage slaw, pico, grilled onions, cilantro pesto on corn.

      $4.95
    10. Always A.M. Taco

      Egg, bacon, potato, pico, salsa on flour.

      $4.65
  4. Extra Sides
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    1. Side of Idaho Potato Fries

      $3.25
    2. Side of Sweet Potato Fries

      $3.25
    3. Side of Yucca and Plantains

      $7.25
  5. Drinks
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    1. Cane Cola

      $2.82
    2. Skinny Cola

      $2.82
    3. Doctored Up

      $2.82
    4. Lemon Spritz

      $2.82
    5. Dewberry Soda

      $2.82
    6. Ginger Brew

      $2.82
    7. Lemonade

      $2.82
    8. Sweet Tea

      $2.82
    9. Unsweet Tea

      $2.82
    10. Topo Chico

      $2.82
    11. Red Bull

      $3.00
    12. Root Beer

      $4.20
  6. Desserts
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    1. Redneck Shortcake

      Twinkies, strawberries, whipped cream, powdered sugar.

      $7.95
    2. Ice Cream Sandwich Sundae

      Ice cream sandwiches, strawberries, blueberries, whipped cream, chocolate syrup, sprinkles, cherry.

      $8.65
    3. Sorta Pilla

      Fried flour tortilla strips, cinnamon sugar, honey, powdered sugar.

      $6.45
  7. Cocktails
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    1. Blueberry Mash Cocktail

      Tito's vodka, blueberries, mint, agave nectar, lime juice, soda water.

      $8.50 • 21+
    2. Bronx Cocktail

      Bombay Sapphire gin, sweet & dry vermouth, orange juice, and orange.

      $9.50 • 21+
    3. El Pepino Cocktail

      Hussong's tequila, Grand Marnier, lime juice, egg white, sugar, cucumber, and cilantro.

      $12.50 • 21+
    4. Big Dill Cocktail

      Tito's vodka, pickle juice, pickle slice.

      $7.25 • 21+
    5. Mexican Martini Cocktail

      Hussong's tequila, grand marnier, olive juice, lime juice, splash of orange juice, and olives.

      $9.50 • 21+
    6. Mint Julep Cocktail

      Woodford reserve bourbon, mint, and sugar.

      $10.50 • 21+
    7. Mojito Cocktail

      Bacardi superior rum, sugar, mint, lime, and soda.

      $7.25 • 21+
    8. Texas Mule Cocktail

      Tito's vodka, lime juice, ginger beer, splash of soda water, lime.

      $8.50 • 21+
    9. Old Fashioned Cocktail

      Makers mark bourbon, sugar, lemon, orange, cherry, angostura bitters.

      $11.50 • 21+
    10. Pimm's Cup Cocktail

      Pimm's no. 1, lemonade, lemon, cucumber, and club soda.

      $7.25 • 21+
    11. Skinny-rita Cocktail

      Hussong's tequila, grand marnier, lime juice, splash soda water, agave nectar, and lime.

      $9.50 • 21+
    12. Spicy Amanda Cocktail

      Enchanted rock vodka, triple sec, lemonade, jalapeños, and lemon.

      $7.25 • 21+
    13. Whiskey Smash Cocktail

      Rebecca creek whiskey, mint, sugar, lemon, and ginger beer.

      $7.25 • 21+
    14. Yuppy Rita Cocktail

      Hussong's tequila, grand marnier, lime juice, splash sour mix, splash oj, agave nectar, lime.

      $12.50 • 21+
  8. Ice Cream Martinis
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    1. Chocolate Strawberry Ice Cream Martini

      Pinnacle whipped vodka, creme de cocoa, half & half, chocolate syrup, and strawberry ice cream.

      $9.50 • 21+
    2. Coke Float Ice Cream Martini

      Vanilla vodka, butterscotch schnapps, cold, cherry, and vanilla ice cream.

      $9.50 • 21+
    3. Cosmopolitan Ice Cream Martini

      Citrus vodka, triple sec, cranberry juice, lime juice, and lime sherbet.

      $9.50 • 21+
    4. Dreamsicle Ice Cream Martini

      Vanilla vodka, triple sec, orange juice, whipped cream, and vanilla ice cream.

      $9.50 • 21+
    5. Mint Chocolate Chip Ice Cream Martini

      Pinnacle whipped vodka, creme de menthe, creme de cocoa, half & half, chocolate syrup, mint chocolate chip ice cream.

      $9.50 • 21+
    6. Salted Caramel Ice Cream Martini

      Frangelico, pinnacle whipped vodka, half & half, caramel syrup, and salted caramel ice cream.

      $9.50 • 21+
    7. Lemon Drop Ice Cream Martini

      Citrus vodka, triple sec, sour mix, sugar rim, lemon sherbet.

      $9.50 • 21+
    8. Arnold Palmer Ice Cream Martini

      Sweet tea vodka, triple sec, fresh lemon juice, lemonade, tea, and lemon sherbert.

      $9.50 • 21+
    9. Espresso Ice Cream Martini

      Vodka, Kamora coffee liqueur, cold brew, coffee beans, coffee ice cream.

      $9.50 • 21+
  9. Beer
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    1. 12th Man

      $6.00 • 21+
    2. 7 Spanish Angels

      $6.00 • 21+
    3. Bill Pickett Porter

      $6.00 • 21+
    4. Blood & Honey

      $6.00 • 21+
    5. Blue Moon

      $6.00 • 21+
    6. Blueberry Lager

      $6.00 • 21+
    7. Bohemian Lager

      $6.00 • 21+
    8. Bombshell Blonde

      $6.00 • 21+
    9. Bud Light

      $4.80 • 21+
    10. Budweiser

      $4.80 • 21+
    11. Buried Hatchet Stout

      $9.60 • 21+
    12. Contract Killer Porter

      $6.00 • 21+
    13. Convict Hill Stout

      $6.00 • 21+
    14. Coors Light

      $4.80 • 21+
    15. Deep Ellum IPA

      $6.00 • 21+
    16. Devil's Backbone

      $6.00 • 21+
    17. Dos Equis

      $6.00 • 21+
    18. Eastciders Original

      $6.00 • 21+
    19. El Chingon IPA

      $7.20 • 21+
    20. El Hefe

      $6.00 • 21+
    21. Fireman's #4

      $6.00 • 21+
    22. Guinness

      $8.40 • 21+
    23. Hipster Sauce

      $6.00 • 21+
    24. Hopadillo

      $6.00 • 21+
    25. Lawnmower

      $6.00 • 21+
    26. Lonestar

      $4.80 • 21+
    27. Lost Gold IPA

      $6.00 • 21+
    28. Love Street

      $6.00 • 21+
    29. Michelob Ultra

      $6.00 • 21+
    30. Miller Lite

      $4.80 • 21+
    31. Mosaic IPA

      $7.20 • 21+
    32. Mulligan Kolsch

      $6.00 • 21+
    33. Neato Bandito Lager

      $6.00 • 21+
    34. Original Cider

      $4.80 • 21+
    35. Oso Bueno Amber

      $6.00 • 21+
    36. Pecos Amber

      $6.00 • 21+
    37. Pickle Beer

      $6.00 • 21+
    38. Red Bud

      $6.00 • 21+
    39. Rhapsody

      $6.00 • 21+
    40. Rodeo Clown

      $7.20 • 21+
    41. Shiner Bock

      $6.00 • 21+
    42. Stash IPA

      $7.20 • 21+
    43. Stella Artois

      $7.20 • 21+
    44. Stesti Pils

      $6.00 • 21+
    45. Stone IPA

      $7.20 • 21+
    46. Tractor Juice

      $6.00 • 21+