The Angry Elephant

$2 delivery fee
4282 Boonville Road Suite 110
  1. A Bit Persnickety
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    1. The Constitutionalist Shrimp Cocktail

      Half dozen Texas Gulf shrimp served with house made mango cocktail sauce.

      $13.99
    2. Merica Chicken Wings

      Ten large wings seasoned, flash fried & tossed in your favorite sauce. Served with carrots, celery sticks, & choice of ranch or blue cheese dressing. Ask for triple ...

      $13.95
    3. Boneless Wings

      Bites size boneless chicken wings, fried & tossed in your favorite sauce. Served with carrots, celery sticks, & choice of ranch or blue cheese dressing.

      $12.95
    4. Fried Shrimp

      Fried shrimp tossed in your favorite sauce. Served with carrots, celery sticks, & choice of ranch or blue cheese dressing.

      $12.95
    5. Cauliflower Wings

      Bites size fried cauliflower & tossed in your favorite sauce. Served with carrots, celery sticks, & choice of ranch or blue cheese dressing.

      $13.95
    6. Fried Yankee Cheese Curds

      Fried bite size spicy cheese curds.

      $9.95
    7. Chicken Fried Steak Bites

      Hand breaded steak bites served with chipotle mayo and gravy.

      $10.95
    8. Mini Corn Dog

      Served with chipotle ranch.

      $10.95
    9. Texas Size Pretzel

      Served with beer cheese and dijon mustard.

      $10.95
    10. The Amnesty Quesadilla

      Large 12-inch tortilla grilled & filled shredded jack, cheddar cheese, & green chili queso. Served with a side of sour cream & pico de gallo.

      $9.95
    11. Fried Mushrooms

      Hand cut portobello mushrooms breaded and fried, served with chipotle ranch dipping sauce.

      $8.95
    12. Lonestar Meat and Cheese Plate

      Texas Wagyu sausage with triple cheese cubes and spicy mustard.

      $13.95
    13. Goat Cheese Spread

      Goat cheese log drizzled with chipotle raspberry sauce. Served with garlic pull-apart bread and chips.

      $16.95
    14. Chips, Queso, & Guacamole

      House made potato chips served with home-made green chili queso and guacamole.

      $10.95
    15. Loaded Nachos

      House made seasoned potato chips, topped with jalapeños, mushrooms, chorizo, cheddar cheese, queso, guacamole and sour cream.

      $11.95
    16. The Al Gore Frito Pie

      Fritos topped with homemade house chili, cheese, jalapeños, sour cream & onion.

      $10.95
    17. Hummus Platter

      $12.95
  2. Healthy Rage
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    1. Spicy Caesar Salad

      Romaine lettuce & herb marinated cherry tomatoes with Caesar dressing, topped with roasted corn & black bean salsa, jalapeño crouton, avocado & cilantro.

      $9.95
    2. Ahi Tuna Salad

      Field greens, herb marinated cherry tomatoes, red onions, cucumber slices, parmesan & wontons tossed in light Asian vinaigrette topped with sesame crusted ahi tuna &...

      $16.95
    3. The Wedge Salad

      Quarter head of iceberg lettuce with blue cheese or ranch dressing, blue cheese crumbles, applewood smoke bacon & ground pepper.

      $7.95
    4. Chopped Salad

      Chopped spring greens, herb marinated cherry tomatoes, cucumbers, red onion, applewood bacon, cheddar & blue cheese, served with house red wine herb vinaigrette dres...

      $10.95
  3. The Original Angry Dogs
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    1. The Millard Fillmore Dog

      An Eisenburg gourmet beef frank served dry.

      $8.95
    2. The FDR All American Dog

      An Eisenburg gourmet beef frank topped with ketchup, yellow mustard, sweet pickle relish, diced onions, & a dill spear.

      $8.95
    3. The Obama Chicago Dog

      An Eisenburg gourmet beef frank topped with yellow mustard, sweet pickle relish, diced onions, tomato wedges, dill spears, pickled banana peppers, & celery salt.

      $8.95
    4. The Al Gore Frito Pie Dog

      An Eisenburg gourmet beef frank topped with cheddar cheese, homemade chili, Fritos, diced onion & pickled sliced jalapeños.

      $10.95
    5. The Lbj Chili Cheese Texas Works Dog

      An eisenberg gourmet beef frank topped with bacon slices, cheddar cheese sauce, homemade chili, diced onion, & pickled sliced jalapeños.

      $10.95
    6. The Beto O'Rourke Mexico Dog

      An Eisenburg gourmet beef frank topped with bacon slices, cheddar cheese sauce, avocado, pico de gallo, & jalapeños.

      $12.95
    7. The George W. Bush BLT Dog

      An Eisenberg gourmet beef frank topped with bacon slices, lettuce, tomato, and mayo.

      $9.95
    8. The Bill Clinton Dirty Chili Cheese Dog

      An Eisenburg gourmet beef frank topped with cheddar cheese & homemade chili.

      $9.95
    9. The Ben Franklin Philly Cheesesteak Dog

      An Eisenburg gourmet beef frank topped with Philly steak with onions, peppers, & house made green chili queso.

      $12.95
    10. The Joe Biden 'Shroom Dog

      An Eisenburg gourmet beef frank topped with mushrooms, onions, and swiss cheese.

      $10.95
    11. The Antifa Dog

      An Eisenburg gourmet beef frank topped with avocado, bacon slices, pico, Cheddar Jack cheese, jalapeños, & sriracha hot sauce.

      $14.95
    12. Hong Kong Phooey

      An Eisenburg gourmet beef frank, tempura battered and fried, topped with bacon bits, peanut butter, and a sweet thai chili sauce.

      $11.95
    13. The Tulsi Gabbard Hawaiian Dog

      An Eisenburg gourmet beef frank topped with avocado, seared spam, crushed pineapple, and teriyaki sauce.

      $11.95
    14. "The Squad" Triple Pig Dog

      An Eisenburg gourmet beef frank topped with pulled pork, chorizo, bacon, queso fresco, & hot sauce.

      $14.95
    15. The MSNBC Vegan Dog

      A vegan frank, vegan cheese, and vegan chipotle mayo.

      $10.95
  4. Seething Sandwiches
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    1. Original Trump Cheeseburger

      Beef patty topped with lettuce, tomato, onions, & special sauce served on toasted challah buns.

      $11.95
    2. The Chuck Norris Sandwich

      Half pound skinless chicken breast topped with special sauce, cheddar cheese, lettuce, tomato & onion on toasted Hawaiian buns.

      $11.95
    3. Ronald Reagan Burger

      A half pound akaushi patty, grilled blackened shrimp, pickled jalapeños, avocado, diced onion, blue cheese crumbles and chipotle mayo served on toasted challah buns.

      $14.95
    4. Ron De Santis Chili Cheeseburger

      A half pound akaushi patty topped with chili, cheese, and jalapeños served on choice of toasted challah buns or Texas toast.

      $12.95
    5. The Pacifist Pulled Pork Mac & Cheese Sandwich

      Pulled pork with BBQ sauce topped with mac & cheese served on Texas toast.

      $9.95
    6. The Populist Philly Cheesesteak

      Tenderloin Philly steak with onions & peppers, & house made green chili queso served on Texas toast.

      $12.95
    7. The CNN Beyond Burger

      Beyond patty, vegan cheese, and vegan mayo served on toasted buns.

      $14.95
  5. Dessert
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    1. Cheesecake Bite

      Deep fried cheesecake, served with whip cream and chocolate drizzle.

      $7.95
    2. Molten Chocolate Cake

      Served with vanilla ice cream.

      $10.95