The Angry Elephant
$1.49
The Original Angry Dogs
All dogs are served with house-made potato chips or house-cut fries. We only use Kelly Eisenburg black Angus franks
The Millard Fillmore Dog
An Eisenburg gourmet beef frank served dry.
$8.95The FDR All American Dog
An Eisenburg gourmet beef frank topped with ketchup, yellow mustard, sweet pickle relish, diced onions, & a dill spear.
$8.95The Obama Chicago Dog
An Eisenburg gourmet beef frank topped with yellow mustard, sweet pickle relish, diced onions, tomato wedges, dill spears, pickled banana peppers, & celery salt.
$8.95The Al Gore Frito Pie Dog
An Eisenburg gourmet beef frank topped with cheddar cheese, homemade chili, Fritos, diced onion & pickled sliced jalapeños.
$10.95The Lbj Chili Cheese Texas Works Dog
An eisenberg gourmet beef frank topped with bacon slices, cheddar cheese sauce, homemade chili, diced onion, & pickled sliced jalapeños.
$10.95The Beto O'Rourke Mexico Dog
An Eisenburg gourmet beef frank topped with bacon slices, cheddar cheese sauce, avocado, pico de gallo, & jalapeños.
$12.95The George W. Bush BLT Dog
An Eisenberg gourmet beef frank topped with bacon slices, lettuce, tomato, and mayo.
$9.95The Bill Clinton Dirty Chili Cheese Dog
An Eisenburg gourmet beef frank topped with cheddar cheese & homemade chili.
$9.95The Ben Franklin Philly Cheesesteak Dog
An Eisenburg gourmet beef frank topped with Philly steak with onions, peppers, & house made green chili queso.
$12.95The Joe Biden 'Shroom Dog
An Eisenburg gourmet beef frank topped with mushrooms, onions, and swiss cheese.
$10.95The Antifa Dog
An Eisenburg gourmet beef frank topped with avocado, bacon slices, pico, Cheddar Jack cheese, jalapeños, & sriracha hot sauce.
$14.95Hong Kong Phooey
An Eisenburg gourmet beef frank, tempura battered and fried, topped with bacon bits, peanut butter, and a sweet thai chili sauce.
$11.95The Tulsi Gabbard Hawaiian Dog
An Eisenburg gourmet beef frank topped with avocado, seared spam, crushed pineapple, and teriyaki sauce.
$11.95"The Squad" Triple Pig Dog
An Eisenburg gourmet beef frank topped with pulled pork, chorizo, bacon, queso fresco, & hot sauce.
$14.95The MSNBC Vegan Dog
A vegan frank, vegan cheese, and vegan chipotle mayo.
$10.95