The Onion
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Drinks
Coke Can
$1.00
0
Diet Coke Can
$1.00
0
Dr. Pepper Can
$1.00
0
Diet Dr. Pepper Can
$1.00
0
Sprite Can
$1.00
0
Big Red Can
$1.00
0
Brisk Tea Can
$1.00
0
Sunkist Can
$1.00
0
Ozarka Bottled Water
$1.00
0
Red Bull
$2.50
0